Based on a hugely popular webcomic, this musical (!) about Dasepo (“Useless”) High School, revolves around the plight of Poor Girl, a new student who has poverty, literally, hanging off her back. She’s in love with “the transfer student from Switzerland” Anthony, but he’s in love with Double Eyes, the sister of One Eye, the class cyclops. One problem: Double Eyes is actually a boy. Another problem: a cult is abducting students and forcing them to dirty dance for the Erotic Goddess. Third Problem: the headmaster is hypnotizing students and installing an “Instant Virgin Chip” that turns them into church-going nerds. For the kids of Dasepo High, who are constantly ducking out of class to hit the VD clinic or meet a customer, this is the ultimate insult. Who will save these perverted pupils from being transformed into model students? This flick’s jokes run the gamut from corny to horny, but underneath it all it’s got a heart of gold and it proclaims that the biggest enemies to world peace are a closed mind, a lack of style and a lack of lubricant.
